i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
3pm strippers are depressing
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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