First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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