Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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