I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I got inside last night via doggy door
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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