i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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