So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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