I wish I could teleport
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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