i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
even my farts smell like vagina
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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