so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.