dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?