i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.