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(337): View more from Louisiana

Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency

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(337): Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency http://tfl.nu/1j5p

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(419): View more from Ohio

my computer doesn't work...

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why?

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i puked on it last night

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(419): my computer doesn't work... (619): why? (419): i puked on it last night http://tfl.nu/kifb

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(514): View more from Quebec

Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in

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(514): Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in http://tfl.nu/gix0

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(703): View more from Virginia

Too much gin, very little bucket

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(703): Too much gin, very little bucket http://tfl.nu/etvy

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(818): View more from California

i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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(818): i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do http://tfl.nu/n44h

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(682): View more from Texas

why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?

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(682): why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube? http://tfl.nu/dci4

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(971): View more from Oregon

one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.

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i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...

(971): View more from Oregon

it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.

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(971): one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull. (706): i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer... (971): it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible. http://tfl.nu/efvs

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(773): View more from Illinois

i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...

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(773): i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is... http://tfl.nu/4q16

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(314): View more from Missouri

She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.

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(314): She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now. http://tfl.nu/r0t6

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(417): View more from Missouri

Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.

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(417): Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome. http://tfl.nu/ko4x

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(254): View more from Texas

I have a surprise for you

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Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!

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(254): I have a surprise for you (1-254): Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy! http://tfl.nu/af5l

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(916): View more from California

She said she liked strap-ons.

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SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!

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(916): She said she liked strap-ons. (1-916): SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER! http://tfl.nu/41v6

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(760): View more from California

I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico

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You can wake up to my rainbow of failure

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(760): I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico (760): You can wake up to my rainbow of failure http://tfl.nu/n9kz

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(972): View more from Texas

I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities

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(972): I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities http://tfl.nu/gj47

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(330): View more from Ohio

In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part

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(330): In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part http://tfl.nu/09fb

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