At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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