Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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