They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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