Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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