Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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