can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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