is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Shame - the story of my life.
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