Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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