You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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