dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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