Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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