Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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