This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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