the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
