a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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