I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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