I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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