its not stalking. its research.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
