Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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