"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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