Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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