Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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