what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just want nice things and good sex
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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