I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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