For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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