I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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