I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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