I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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