just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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