What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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