i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He shit in the fireplace
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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