i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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