Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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