I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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