better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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