I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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