But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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