4 words: hood of his car
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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