do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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