is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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