Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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