real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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