He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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