ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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