she takes plan B like it's going out of style
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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