So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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