I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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